Dear Science Faculty
You are the epitome of failure. I don't understand how you would suggest to students that doing assignments "broaden the horizons" of our education. No, It doesn't. I can't even slightly see how me researching "Eating Carrots Improves Vision" can be necessarily useful in my lifetime. Why would you subject 148 Students to analyse scientific junk ? How would that contribute to our everyday lives. But hey I understand. You want us to do an assignment, only to give out our marks 3-6 weeks later. Well I applaud you.
I will put my hands together for you.
Yeah I did my science assignment. Finished it
Only to Lose it when my computer breaks
Yeah I hate Web 2.0
But oh we have to use it
So much for a fair go
Sincerely Your Biggest Fan