I have bad luck ,Extremely bad luck.

Today, I was so tired of my ulcers, that I soon decided to get medicational gel for it. So, off I went to Hurstville to get some and within in 20 minutes of buying it I already applied it on twice. I figured the more i put on, the less it will hurt and the faster it will go away. After the dentist had gauged his hands in my ulcer infected mouth, I finally was able to go, quickly, I applied another dose of the gel 3 times and ignoring the "Do NOT Apply more than once every 3 Hours" & "Do Not exceed stated dose". Funnily enough, when I told my sister about this AMAZING, "SAVE YOUR LIFE" gel, she told me this:

I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN USING AS LITTLE AS YOU CAN, BECAUSE EXCESS AMOUNTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .



CAN (FARKING) CAUSES CANCER IN CHILDREN

I literally died, when I heard the word "cancer".
My once lifesaving gel had now turn into cancer-in-the-brain-&-live-diseases gel,

Besides my life being in danger, on the very same day, I decided to buy a Rubix cube (so i was entertained on my plane fight). After 3 or 4 turns of the Cube the colours were just everywhere. The different colours would never join with their own & I got so frustrated trying to attempt putting one colour together. Deciding to take a break, I gave it to a employee to have fun with, ........bad choice. MY $3 RUBIX CUBE BROKE .

Fun, fun day with my life. All this bad choices and bad luck has made me tired and I've realised something I never noticed before.

My dentist is really funny